I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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