Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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