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(417): View more from Missouri

true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

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(912): View more from Georgia

This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.

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(360): View more from Washington

I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized

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(706): View more from Georgia

having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..

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(205): View more from Alabama

Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer

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(661): View more from California

im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom

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(616): View more from Michigan

I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.

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(425): View more from Washington

Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do

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