She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful