I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.