it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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