This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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