summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
it's like heaven, but drunker
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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