theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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