Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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