yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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