on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.