I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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