Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you