I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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