Do you still have your period?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Do vagina's smell?
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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