I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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