I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize
