That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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