I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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