My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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