You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You can't just leave with hair like that
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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