I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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