Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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