If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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