I look better un-naked...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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