Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex on a roof
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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