My nipple is on Facebook.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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