seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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