awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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