omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.