She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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