Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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