I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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