Will you blow on my dice?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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