It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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