Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him