If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.