Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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