i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.