He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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