Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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