Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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