I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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