Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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