weddingsv make me drug and hornr
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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