Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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