the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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