I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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