Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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