She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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