My first STD was from a foam party
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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