3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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